What kind of promotions can the WNBA run to increase popularity?
10)How about a shirts vs. skins game. Link---Livonia
9)The WNBA could increase popularity by actually having attractive women play basketball. Karl---Center Line
8)Legalize slam-dunk enhancing drugs. Lawson---Novi
7)Ladies only night, "kiss cam" segments every break in action. Mike---Clinton Township
6)Every time one of the girls scores a field goal, they have to tear off their jersey to flash their sports bra to the
audience. Shaun---Port Huron
5)Have Brett Michaels play on each team, its a win win, they get to play with a rockstar, and he gets to play with a bunch
of dudes. Fabreetz---248
4)Have Rebecca Lobo, Sarah Jessica Parker and Barbaro race around the arena. Jon The Bowler---Sterling Lanes
3)Have a drunken Joe Namath announce all the games along side Suzy Kolber. Fooch---Farmington
2)"Bitches hitten Rick Mahorn" night. Matt---Warren
1)Free carpet cleaning with every ticket. Mark---Hazel Park
What should each Lions player bring to camp with him?
10)Millen is bringing the list of deep, dark secrets he knows about William Clay Ford. Chris---Grand Rapids
9)Coach Marinelli would be best served by bringing several doses of anti-inflammatory meds to relieve his frequent bouts
of man-pressure. Matt---Brownstown
8)Things to take to training camp...30,000 dollars in singles, check. Taser proof shirt, check. Updated mug shot, check.
Joe---Belleville
7)The entire roster should bring their Tampa Bay jerseys to remind them of home. Weasel---@ Work
6)Jordon Dizon shouldn't forget to bring 2 30 packs of Bud Light. Rajon Rondo---Frenchtown
5)Joe Cullen isn't bringing pants to feel more at home. Jed---Romeo
4)Corey Hulsey should bring his driver's license because security won't know what he looks like. Rod Marinelli---Allen Park
3)Lions should bring a new rock to camp for pounding. The old one didn't work. Dick---Waterford
2)The Lions should bring one of those lifesize cardboard cutouts of Mike Martz so they still have someone to blame for all
their failures. Kyle---Redford
1)Jeff Backus brought his red matador cape to get him ready for lineman camp. Matt---Warren
Why was Batman (Christian Bale) so mad?
10) When he gets accused of using crime-fighting enhancing drugs. Lawson---Novi
9) Batman was so angry...he hung up the Bat Phone on the Commissioner for being condescending. Dave---Work
8) Being told that the Bat Cave isn't as cool as Tyler Chesky's basement. Brian---Troy
7) Finding out that his AAA card doesn't cover the Batmobile. Karsch's Garbage Man---Broken Down On My Truck
6) ESPN didn't nominate Gotham City for Titletown USA. Fabreetzio---248
5) Travis Henry made fun of him for wearing rubber. Fooch---Farmington
4) He woke up to find Alfred spooning with him. Robin---A Talk Show
3) Hey Batman, I'm your new butler. I know this might be a shock, but let me introduce you to this new gadget for the Batmobile, its called a wide receiver.
Matt Millen---Gotham
2) He told his mom he was retiring from crime-fighting, then he changed his mind but his mom told him she was going with a back-up crime-fighter and he
wasn't welcome back. Joe---Belleville
1) Thinking he had a date with Catwoman only to show up and see Chris Hansen. Kyle---Redford
Name the fight between Danica Patrick and Milka Duno.
10) Two Girls, One IRL Cup. Jim---AA
9) Step On The Gas Or I'll Kick Your Ass. Larry T---Sterling Heights
8) The Throwdown In Hoe-Town. Joe---At Work
7) Scissoring In The Sidecar. Fahey---Online Poker Room
6) Battle Of The Box Crushers. McGruff the Crime Dog---Warren
5) The Chesticle Specticle! Dino---The Heights
4) Snatch Match. Fooch---Farmington
3) The Manual Release. Freeland---Work
2) The Thrilla In Vanilla (Pudding). Lefty---Warren
1) The Battle of the Bush. Chubby Mike---Sterling Heights
Athletes images and the websites they could represent...
10) Shawn Kemp for vasectomy.com. Nate---Sterling Heights
9) Greg Oden's photo would be used to promote on AARP.com. Rob---East Lansing
8) Gilbert Arenas on Gillette.com. Brad---Work
7) Jiri Hudler's image could be used to promote Vuffalo-Vild-Vings.com. PJ---Walled Lake
6) The Detroit Lions line could be the face of Swisscheese.com. Nick---Sterling Heights
5) The image of Charles Rogers on Doritos.com. Dave---Work
4) Latrell Spreewell for Freecreditreport.com. Chris---Royal Oak
3) Pacman Jones's image would be used for the Weatherchannel.com. Jeff---St. Clair Shores
2) O.J. Simpson for Match.com. Joe---Belleville
1) Ugueth Urbina - Texaco.com. "Before i douse my friends and neighbors with gas, i always stop at Texaco." Jerome---Car
